I won the lottery
No, really... A few of up at work put in $5 for some $170 million and won a whopping $14. Woohoo!
Some guy won it all, lucky <CENSORED>
What thell1 would you do with $170M?!?!? Well, assume that the feds get about 50%, that leaves you with around $85M over 30 years... Not to shabby. I bet everyone who ever bumped into that guy will be tryin to bum some of his new monies...
1 the + hell = thell.